Failreactor

[13:06:03] * nobile hugs nickelplate
[13:06:21] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:07:44] <nobile> oii
[13:07:52] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:07:57] <nobile> hmm
[13:09:21] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:09:29] <nobile> ahh
[13:09:42] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:09:49] <nobile> uhh
[13:09:54] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:10:00] <nobile> mmmmm
[13:10:02] * Nickelplate humps nobile
[13:10:11] <nobile> gahhhhh
[13:10:15] * nobile dies
[13:10:18] * Nickelplate humps nobile

<+TMH> fuck yes
<+TMH> oh bash what can't you do
<+TMH> ~$ echo 'LICK MY SACK' | figlet | sed s/^/\!tell\ hugh2sexy\ /
<+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy _ ___ ____ _ __ __ ____ __ ____ _ ____ _ __
<+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | | |_ _/ ___| |/ / | \/ \ \ / / / ___| / \ / ___| |/ /
<+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | | | | | | ' / | |\/| |\ V / \___ \ / _ \| | | ' /
<+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | |___ | | |___| . \ | | | | | | ___) / ___ \ |___| . \
<+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy |_____|___\____|_|\_\ |_| |_| |_| |____/_/ \_\____|_|\_\

[16:03:31] <+TMH> oh bash what can't you do
[16:03:37] <+TMH> ~$ echo 'LICK MY SACK' | figlet | sed s/^/\!tell\ hugh2sexy\ /
[16:03:38] <+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy _ ___ ____ _ __ __ ____ __ ____ _ ____ _ __
[16:03:41] <+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | | |_ _/ ___| |/ / | \/ \ \ / / / ___| / \ / ___| |/ /
[16:03:44] <+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | | | | | | ' / | |\/| |\ V / \___ \ / _ \| | | ' /
[16:03:48] <+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy | |___ | | |___| . \ | | | | | | ___) / ___ \ |___| . \
[16:03:51] <+TMH> !tell hugh2sexy |_____|___\____|_|\_\ |_| |_| |_| |____/_/ \_\____|_|\_\

<yuri> Hugh is copying quotes from Flight of the Conchords.

[02:32] <Razor> yes i know i pointlessly add un-funny quotes to the irc quotes page far too often but i cant help it. ill stop it now. :-(

[02:29] <@Hugh2sexy> if you're looking for a shirt with a mouse having sex with a mouse in a mousetrap...

[00:58] * @Hugh2sexy unzips
[00:58] <Reyzor> oh noes
[00:58] <Reyzor> not again
[00:58] <@Hugh2sexy> KEKEKEKEEK
[00:58] * asdaw2 (~a@93.107.204.16) has joined #failreactor
[00:59] <mAxius> lets fuck
[00:59] <mAxius> oh baby
[01:00] <@Hugh2sexy> gross
[01:00] <@Hugh2sexy> icky!!!
[01:03] <mAxius> fuck my asshole
[01:03] * @Hugh2sexy squirts some lube in there
[01:03] <@Hugh2sexy> oh yeah
[01:03] <@Hugh2sexy> nice and wet

[10:15pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: What branch of christianity are you?
[10:15pm] Zenith772: Catholic
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: no fucking wonder you are so worthless

[10:03pm] Zenith772: You will all burn in a fire.
[10:04pm] Zenith772: THE LORD'S WRATH IS UPON YOU
[10:04pm] Weebl: God isn't real Zenith772
[10:05pm] Seda joined the chat room.
[10:05pm] Sharkmas joined the chat room.
[10:05pm] Sharkmas was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[10:05pm] ChanServ: [Sharkmas] |03:11:41| * @Nickle` blows Sharkey
[10:05pm] Zenith772: oh
[10:05pm] Zenith772: Weebl: stfu you atheist douchebag
[10:05pm] Weebl: oh sure..
[10:05pm] Weebl: attack me
[10:05pm] Zenith772: Do you know where you will go when you die?
[10:05pm] Weebl: you're just avoiding the fact that i'm right and you're wrong
[10:05pm] Zenith772: Because I do :)
[10:05pm] Weebl: nothing happens when you die
[10:05pm] Zenith772: No, god is right, and you are wron my friend.
[10:05pm] Weebl: wron?
[10:06pm] Zenith772: wrong
[10:06pm] Zenith772: You don't know that
[10:06pm] Sharkmas: God doesn't exist
[10:06pm] Weebl: see?
[10:06pm] Zenith772: Right, say that when you're all burning in a fire.
[10:06pm] Sharkmas: You believe in a book
[10:06pm] Sharkmas: Thats it
[10:06pm] Weebl: a book of lies
[10:06pm] Sharkmas: Not drop it and allow others beliefs
[10:06pm] Sharkmas: Asshats
[10:06pm] Zenith772: No, I believe that the words written in that book are authentic
[10:06pm] Zenith772: not the book itself
[10:07pm] Sharkmas: Believe what you want
[10:07pm] Sharkmas: Others believe different
[10:07pm] TOR|NickBVK`SLEEP is now known as TOR|NickBVK.
[10:07pm] Zenith772: Reality premits that I do not!
[10:07pm] Weebl: you're an idiot Zenith772
[10:07pm] Zenith772: Yea, and Nazi's have a different government.
[10:07pm] Zenith772: Doesn't make it "okay"
[10:07pm] Sharkmas: Are you so close-minded that you do not allow others to believe what they want to believe rather than what you want them to believe?
[10:07pm] Zenith772: I believe the truth!
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: So you are close-minded
[10:08pm] Zenith772: Just because they want to run from God, doesn't mean I should let them.
[10:08pm] Weebl: your "truth" is built on a foundation of lies
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: Weebl: You're wrong too
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: It's just a story that was told
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: Simple
[10:08pm] Weebl: right, foundation of lies
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: You are just a close-minded fool
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: Very simple
[10:08pm] TOR|NickBVK: #ToR.au - Since 2002
[10:08pm] Sharkmas: What about other religions?
[10:08pm] Zenith772: Sharkmas: how am I close minded?
[10:09pm] Weebl: all religions are wrong
[10:09pm] Zenith772: Uhh, they worship false gods.
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: You will not allow others to believe different Zenith772
[10:09pm] Zenith772: Yes I will.
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: Hence the close-mindedness
[10:09pm] Zenith772: But, that doesn't make it right!
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: |08:09| <@Zenith772> Uhh, they worship false gods.
[10:09pm] Zenith772: Yea, I'm not stopping them.
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: Take a step back
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: But you are bashing their faith
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: As I am bashing your faith
[10:09pm] nv^us`faLLout: <<west ringar
[10:09pm] Sharkmas: Doesn't make it right does it?
[10:09pm] Zenith772: You're doing a terrible job of it.

[10:09pm] Zenith772: You're doing a terrible job of it.
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: What if I were to say, you worship a false god?
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: As you say others do
[10:10pm] Zenith772: You would have to tell me why :)
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: Who is right and who is wrong?
[10:10pm] Zenith772: My faith justifies what I believe and lets me know God is real and loves me :)
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: How is god real?
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: I havn't heard him speak to me
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: Look at me
[10:10pm] Sharkmas: Havn't touched him
[10:11pm] Sharkmas: Therefore he is not real
[10:11pm] Sharkmas: God is like santa
[10:11pm] Zenith772: Perhaps you are not as open minded as you'd like to think you are
[10:11pm] Zenith772: Open your mind and heart to God, and he will come...
[10:11pm] Sharkmas: I am very open minded
[10:11pm] Sharkmas: I've read many religious books
[10:11pm] Weebl: why bother with that filth?
[10:11pm] Sharkmas: I tend to keep myself away from religion
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: I don't need religion to live my life for myself
[10:12pm] Weebl: and yet you read religious books?
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: I don't need a book to tell me how to live my life
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: Nor should you
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: Weebl: I did religious studies
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: :)
[10:12pm] Zenith772: But you need God!
[10:12pm] Weebl: why bother?
[10:12pm] Weebl: waste of time tbh
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: It was part of a class
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: Learning the history of different religions
[10:12pm] Weebl: again
[10:12pm] Weebl: why bother?
[10:12pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: I don't need god
[10:13pm] Zenith772: The morality is worthless!
[10:13pm] Zenith772: then your*
[10:13pm] Sharkmas: Weebl: I felt like aceing the class seeing its at a University
[10:13pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: Why?
[10:13pm] Weebl: oh..
[10:13pm] Weebl: how stupid of me
[10:13pm] Weebl: of course it was
[10:13pm] Zenith772: Sharkmas: because you need the holy spirit :)
[10:13pm] Sharkmas: Why?
[10:14pm] Sharkmas: Weebl: Do you not believe me?
[10:14pm] Zenith772: To change you, and save you from your master that is sin.
[10:14pm] Weebl: no, no i believe you
[10:14pm] Weebl: why would you think otherwise?
[10:14pm] Sharkmas: |08:14:11| <@Weebl> how stupid of me
[10:14pm] Sharkmas: |08:14:14| <@Weebl> of course it was
[10:14pm] Sharkmas: Could be read many different ways
[10:14pm] Weebl: oh
[10:14pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: Who says I need saved?
[10:14pm] Weebl: oh, i'm sorry
[10:14pm] Zenith772: Your sinful past
[10:14pm] Weebl: i'm not very good with sarcasm
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: Who says I need to be changed?
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: Who says I have sinned?
[10:15pm] Zenith772: Everyone sins
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: What branch of christianity are you?
[10:15pm] Zenith772: Catholic
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: no fucking wonder you are so worthless
[10:15pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: Define sin
[10:16pm] Zenith772: An act that god finds unacceptable and unholy.
[10:17pm] Zenith772: Like, the 7 deadly sins
[10:17pm] Sharkmas: Zenith772: If I do not believe in god, does that change my definition of god?
[10:17pm] Sharkmas: erm
[10:17pm] Sharkmas: Not of god
[10:17pm] Sharkmas: of sin*
[10:17pm] Zenith772: Yea, sin becomes your master and you become the slave!
[10:17pm] Sharkmas: Says whom?
[10:18pm] Zenith772: God.
[10:18pm] Sharkmas: As stated before, what if I do not believe in this "god"
[10:18pm] Zenith772: Then, you are blind.
[10:18pm] Zenith772: You cannot know truth
[10:19pm] Zenith772: you cannot discern in it
[10:19pm] Zenith772: You are like a blind man on a cliff
[10:19pm] Sharkmas: If the eyes of you and your faith
[10:19pm] Sharkmas: In the eyes of others, you are the blind man on a cliff
[10:19pm] Zenith772: Yea, but I have the power of the holy spirit :)
[10:20pm] Sharkmas: I have the power of Martial Arts ;)
[10:20pm] Sharkmas: Tough shit Zenith772
[10:20pm] Zenith772: Sharkmas:
[10:20pm] Zenith772: I have to tell you something
[10:20pm] Zenith772: YOU'VE JUST BEEEEEEN TROLLLEEED
[10:20pm] Zenith772: I'm an atheist.

I uploaded the quote below. I am a moron.